THE SONG SNATCH HOLIDAY HOT LINKS!
Tired of hearing the same old holiday songs playing over and over and over and over and over and over? Check out these alternative holiday hot links!
 
 
THANKSGIVING
 
Save Me A Piece Of That Nookie Pie This Thanksgiving by Rich ‘n Famous
 
 
 
BLACK FRIDAY
 
Fuck You by Biker Joe Warren
 
 
 
CHRISTMAS
 
Silent Butt Deadly Night by Jingle Smells
 
 
Holy Shit, It’s Christmas! by Red Peters and The New Christy Hamsters
 
 
Sno’ Balls by Rudy Casoni
 
 
Merry Fuckin’ Christmas by Larry Pierce
 
 
The Christmas Gift (Just A Little Christmas Blowjob) by Red Peters and Margaret Cho
 
 
Naughty Or Nice by Francine, The Queen Of Obscene
 
 
Merry Fuckin’ Christmas by Those Dreaded Gnats
 
 
You Ain’t Getting’ Shit For Christmas! by Red Peters
 
 
Fuck You If You Don’t Like Christmas by Crudbump
 
 
It’s Christmas And You’re Sucking On My Balls by The Beaver Boys
 
 
I Wanna Rock You Hard This Christmas by The Dan Band
 
 
Cold Blooded Christmas by Jon Lajoie
 
 
Chucky The Christmas Rat by Q
 
 
Why Don’t You Go Fuck Yourself This Christmas by Niki Luparelli
 
 
Give The Jew Girl Toys by Sarah Silverman
 
 
Have A Wonderful Hawaiian Christmas by Red Peters and The Delicious Dips
 
 
Merry Fuckin’ Christmas by Denis Leary
 
 
Christmas Waltz (Fuck That) by Erin McKeown
 
 
Gangsta Rap Christmas by No Talent
 
 
Gimme Stuff by Rappy McRapperson
 
 
I’ve Got A Boner For Christmas! by Nerf Herder
 
 
 
NEW YEARS
 
Have Another Drink On Me by Mr. Dickie Weed
 
 
The Closing Song (Get The Fuck Out!) by Red Peters and Dumpster Punch
 
 
 
 
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Category:comedy, music -- posted at: 10:33am EST
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SONG SNATCH #221-

Hello Music Lovers-

The music business is a tough racket to be in, and in the digital age the chances that your songs will be played or promoted on the radio and on-line music programs are somewhere between slim and none.

You beg and cajole and bombard their websites with requests and emails with no success.

So now what? What’s an artist to do?

Well, there’s one tried and true method that has worked since the beginning of radio and popular recorded music.

And what would that be?

Find out in Song Snatch #221 and hear Amy Nelson and Cathy Guthrie of the Austin, TX duo, Folk Uke sing their brand new song, “BJ To A DJ”!

(episode running time- 5 minutes and 21 seconds)

(You can learn more about Folk Uke's new album “Starfucker” and download all their songs and watch their videos at www.folkuke.com.)

 

Direct download: RPSS2-221_BJ_TO_THE_DJ-_Folk_Uke_2.mp3
Category:comedy, music -- posted at: 10:16pm EST
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THE SONG SNATCH- complete list of songs in alphabetical order

Hello Music Lovers-

Sometimes I take time off from hosting The Song Snatch to work on new or other people's projects. But, I usually find a handful of brand-new songs along the way and I can't wait to play them!

Btw, if you hear about, or write and record good, original funny adult comedy songs, or know of any artists that should be featured on The Song Snatch, drop me a line or send mp3s to songsnatch@redpeters.com.

I'd love to hear them.

In the meantime, I've compiled a MASTER LIST of more than 175 songs I've played on The Song Snatch and listed them in alphabetical order below with hot links to each episode.

So, it's easier and more fun than ever to find your favorite new songs!

For me, just reading the song titles alone is a laugh and a half!

So enjoy the music and have a good time, and if you feel like writing, I'm at red@redpeters.com.

Until then my friends, keep taking the pills and don't scratch.

I'm getting the fuck outta here!

 

Thanks a pantload-

Red

 

 

THE SONG SNATCH

COMPLETE LIST OF SONGS (so far)

(in alphabetical order)

 

A

“A Blowjob Is Better Than No Job” by The Beaver Boys

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-77-a-blowjob-is-better-than-no-job-by-the-beaver-boys

 

“And I’m Thinking About You” by Jackie Martling

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-19-and-i-m-thinkin-about-you-by-jackie-martling

 

“A Place” by Dick Butt Kiss & The Tight Ends

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-32-a-place-by-dick-butt-kiss-the-tightends

 

“All I Did Was Just Fuck Her” by Larry Pierce

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-67-all-i-did-was-just-fuck-her-by-larry-pierce

 

“Angry Anthem” by The Forces Of Evil

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-129-angry-anthem-by-forces-of-evil

 

“Assbasing Public Service Announcement” by Red Peters

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-182-assbasing-public-service-announcement-by-red-peters

 

“Aw Fuck You” by Mr. Dickie Weed

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/-aw-fuck-you-by-mr-dickie-weed

 

B

“Baby Got A Butt” by Mr. Dickie Weed

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-23-baby-got-butt-by-mr-dickie-weed

 

“The Ballad Of A Dog Named Stains” by Red Peters & Smelly Water

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-91-the-ballad-of-a-dog-named-stains-by-red-peters-and-smelly-water

 

“Bangin’ The Possessed” by King Con

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-35-bangin-the-possessed-by-king-con

 

“5 Big Boners Wiggling In Your Grandma’s Face” by Rappy McRapperson

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/-5-big-boners-wiggling-in-your-grandma-s-face-by-rappy-mc-rapperson

  

“$25 Blow Job” by Van Stone

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-16-25-blow-job-by-van-stone

 

"BJ To The DJ" by Folk Uke

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-221-bj-to-the-dj-by-folk-uke

 

“Blow Job” by Brat

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-110-blow-job-by-brat

 

“Blow Me (You Hardly Even Know Me)” by Red Peters & The Alan Pinchloaf Singers  

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-53-blow-me-you-hardy-even-know-me-by-red-peters-and-the-alan-pinchloaf-singers

 

“Blow Me (You Hardly Even Know Me)” a duet by Red Peters and Todd Rundgren  

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-115-blow-me-you-hardly-even-know-me-by-red-peters-todd-rundgren

 

“Bowling For Bitches” by Stefan Lage’

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-81-bowling-for-bitches-by-stefan-lage

 

C

“The Christmas Gift (Just A Little Christmas Blowjob)” by Red Peters and Margaret Cho

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-46-the-christmas-gift-just-a-little-christmas-blowjob-by-red-peters-and-margaret-cho

 

“Christmas Waltz (Fuck That)” by Erin McKeown

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-154-christmas-waltz-fuck-that-by-erin-mckeown

 

“Chucky The Christmas Rat” by Q

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-149-chucky-the-christmas-rat-by-q

 

“The Closing Song (Get The Fuck Out!)” by Red Peters and Dumpster Punch

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-34-the-closing-song-by-red-peters

 

“Cock In The Pussy” by Cock Lorge

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-11-cock-in-the-pussy-by-cock-lorge

 

“Cold Blooded Christmas” by Jon Lajoie

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-148-cold-blooded-christmas-by-jon-lavoie

 

“Coulter’s Snatch” by Hamell On Trial

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-56-coulter-s-snatch-by-ed-hamell-hamell-on-trial

 

“Cunnilingus” by Dick Butt Kiss & The Tight Ends

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-17-cunnilingus-by-dick-butt-kiss-and-the-tightends

 

D

“Darktown After Dark” by Loose Shoes  

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-111-darktown-after-dark-by-loose-shoes

 

“Destination Dirtpipe” by William H Nutsack

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-184-destination-dirtpipe-by-william-h-nutsack

 

“Dick Nibbler’s All-Star Weenie Roast” by Lance Norris and Dog Track Gravy

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-73-dick-nibblers-all-star-weenie-roast-by-lance-norris-and-the-dog-track-gravy

 

“Did You Ever Wonder?” by Pig Vomit

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-92-did-you-ever-wonder-by-pig-vomit-now-the-vibratones

 

"Don't Fuck Around With Love" by The Blenders

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-188-dont-fuck-around-with-love-by-the-blenders

 

“Do You Take It In The Ass?” by The Wet Spots

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/-do-you-take-it-in-t-he-ass-by-the-wet-spots

 

“Dueling Assholes” by Unknown Artists

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-82-dueling-assholes-by-unknown-artists

 

E

“Enema Countdown” by DaVinci’s Notebook 

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-100-enema-countdown-by-davincis-notebook

 

“Enormous Penis” by DaVinci’s Notebook

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-29-enormous-penis-by-da-vinci-s-notebook

 

“Everybody’s Out To Fuck You” by The Beanweevils

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-26-everybody-s-out-to-fuck-you-by-the-beanweevils

 

“Everyday Normal Guy” by Jon Lajoie  http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-112-everyday-normal-guy-by-jon-lajoie

 

F

“Family Dog” by Eric Travis Wilson

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-94-family-dog-by-eric-travis-wilson

 

“Fat Pussy” by Stefan Lage’

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-102-fat-pussy-by-stefan-lage

 

“First” by Cock Lorge

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-50-first-by-cock-lorge

 

“Five Pounds” by Probing Digit

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-99-five-pounds-by-probing-digit

 

“Food And Pussy” by Dan Reeder

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-66-food-and-pussy-by-dan-reeder

 

“The Fox” by MacLean & MacLean  

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-114-the-fox-by-maclean-and-maclean

 

“Fuck Christmas” by Eric Idle

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-157-fuck-christmas-by-eric-idle

 

“Fuck Off” by The Dildos

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-164-fuck-off-by-the-dildos

 

“Fuck The Shit” by Sons Of Butcher

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-76-fuck-the-shit-by-sons-of-butcher

 

“Fuck Ya” by MacLean & MacLean

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-179-fuck-ya-by-maclean-maclean

 

"Fuck You" by Biker Joe Warren

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-38-fuck-you-by-biker-joe-warren

 

“Fuck You” by Cameron Bameron

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-88-fuck-you-by-cameron-bameron

 

“Fuck You” by Garfunkel & Oates

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-54-fuck-you-by-garfunkel-oates

 

“Fuck You If You Don’t Like Christmas” by Crudbump

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-145-fck-you-if-you-dont-like-christmas-by-crudbump

 

“Fucked Your Momma’s’s Face” by 4.5” Raw

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-103-fucked-your-mommas-face-by-45-raw

 

“Funky Butt Lovin’” by Dick Butt Kiss & The Tight Ends

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-105-funky-butt-lovin-by-dick-butt-kiss-and-the-tight-ends

 

G

"Gangsta Rap Christmas" by No Talent

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-212-gangsta-rap-christmas-by-no-talent

 

“Get Out Of The Left Lane You Stupid Sumbitch!” by Alabama Big Earl

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-108-get-out-of-the-left-lane-you-stupid-sumbitch-by-alabama-big-earl

 

“Gimme Stuff” by Rappy McRapperson

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-159-gimme-stuff-by-rappy-mcrapperson

 

“Give The Jew Girl Toys” by Sarah Silverman

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-151-give-the-jew-girl-toys-by-sarah-silverman

 

“Go Fuck Yourself” by Crudbump

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-84-go-fuck-yourself-by-crudbump

 

“Good Hard Fuckin’” by Larry Pierce

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-12-good-hard-fuckin-by-larry-pierce

 

“Grab Your Ankles, I Love You” by Brian Weeks

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-30-grab-your-ankles-i-love-you-by-brian-weeks

 

H

“Hampsters” by The Tiger Lilies

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-121-hampsters-by-the-tiger-lilies

 

“The Hand Of The Almighty” by John R. Butler

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-13-the-hand-of-the-almighty-by-john-r-butler

 

“Have Another Drink On Me” by Mr. Dickie Weed

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-49-have-another-drink-on-me-by-mr-dickie-weed

 

“Have A Wonderful Hawaiian Christmas” by Red Peters & The Delicious Dips

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-152-have-a-wonderful-hawaiian-christmas-by-red-peters-the-delicious-dips

 

“Here’s To Chicks That Fuck” by King Con

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-62-heres-to-chicks-that-fuck-by-king-con

 

“Her Shit Don’t Stink” by Ken Turetzky

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-33-her-shit-don-t-stink-by-ken-turetzky

 

“He’s An Asshole” by Francine, The Queen Of Obscene

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/-he-s-an-asshole-by-francine-the-queen-of-obscene

 

“High As Fuck” by Jon Lajoie

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-167

 

“Holy Shit, I Gotta Pee” by Pig Vomit

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-123-holy-shit-i-gotta-pee-by-pig-vomit

 

“Holy Shit, It’s Christmas!” by Red Peters and The New Christy Hamsters

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-42-holy-shit-it-s-christmas-by-red-peters-and-the-new-christy-hamsters

 

"How's Your Whole... Family?" by The Garbonzos

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-190-hows-your-whole-family-by-the-garbanzos

 

“How’s Your Whole… Family?” by Red Peters and The Poisonaires

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-25-how-s-your-whole-family-by-red-peters-and-the-poisonaires

 

“Hot White Cum” by Liz Phair

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-165-hot-white-cum-by-liz-phair

 

I

“I-95 Asshole Song” by August Campbell & The Spur Of The Moment Band

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-109-i-95-asshole-song-by-august-campbell-the-spur-of-the-moment-band

 

“I Can’t Say These Things” by Red Peters

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-18-i-can-t-say-these-things-by-red-peters

 

“I Don’t Do Shit” by Crudbump

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-119-i-dont-do-shit-by-crudbump

 

“I’d Like To Fuck The Shit Outta You (Fuckin’ In The Butt)” by David Allan Coe

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-74-id-like-to-fuck-the-shit-outta-you-fuckin-in-the-butt-by-david-allan-coe

 

“If I Had The Copyright (On The Word Fuck)” by Carla Ulbrich

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-10-if-i-had-the-copyright-by-carla-ulbrich

 

“If It Doesn’t Snow This Christmas” by Joe Pesci as Vincent Laguardia Gambini

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-158-if-it-doesnt-snow-this-christmas-by-joe-pesci-as-vincent-laguardia-gambini

 

“If You Ain’t Country, You Ain’t Shit” by Mr. Dickie Weed

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-78-if-you-aint-country-you-aint-shit-by-mr-dickie-weed

 

“If You Don’t want To Get Pregnant (Suck A Dick)” by UTFO

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-169-if-you-dont-wanna-get-pregnant-by-utfo

 

“I Gotta Take A Shit” by Roach

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-80-i-gotta-take-a-shit-by-roach

 

“I Hate People (Because They Really Suck)” by Gus & The Snowmen

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-170-i-hate-people-because-they-really-suck-by-gus-the-snowmen

 

“I’ve Got A Boner For Christmas” by Nerf Herder

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-155-ive-got-a-boner-for-christmas-by-nerf-herder

 

“I Jerk Off At Work” by William H Nutsack

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-37-i-jerk-off-at-work-by-william-h-nutsack

 

“I Love Your Tits” by The Fools

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-22-i-love-your-tits-by-the-fools

 

“I’m Too tired (To Masturbate)” by Uncle Carl

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/-i-m-too-tired-to-masturbate-by-uncle-carl

 

“Innocence Of Youth” by Kurt Johnson & The Real Happy Hour

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-24-innocence-of-youth-by-kurt-johnson-and-the-real-happy-hour

 

“I Ran Out Of Toilet Paper” by Terrible Tim

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-127-i-ran-out-of-toilet-paper-by-terrible-tim

 

“Is It In Yet?” by Pig Vomit

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-36-is-it-in-yet-by-pig-vomit

 

“It’s Christmas And You’re Sucking On My Balls” by The Beaver Boys

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-146-its-christmas-and-your-sucking-on-my-balls-by-the-beaver-boys

 

“It’s Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chew Your Ass Out All Day Long” by The Notorious Cherry Bombs

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-180-its-hard-to-kiss-the-lips-at-night-that-chew-your-ass-out-all-day-long-by-the-notorious-cherry-bombs

 

“It’s So Hard To Say I Love You (When You’re Sitting On My Face) by Marty & The Mufftones

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-71-its-so-hard-to-say-i-love-you-when-youre-sitting-on-my-face-by-marty-the-mufftones

 

“I Wanna Polka Polka” by Red Peters and The Ivan Offlecockich Orchestra

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-130-i-wanna-polka-polka-by-red-peters-and-the-offlecockich-orchestra

 

“I Wanna Rock You Hard This Christmas” by The Dan Band

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-147-i-wanna-rock-u-hard-this-christmas-by-the-dan-band

 

“I Wanna Suck Your Pussy ‘Til Your Head Caves In” by Rich ‘n Famous

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-61-i-wanna-suck-your-pussy-till-your-head-caves-in-by-rich-n-famous

 

“I Want To Fuck You” by Wim De Bie

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-87-i-want-to-fuck-you-by-wim-de-bie

 

“I Want You” by Cock Lorge

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-86-i-want-you-by-cock-lorge

 

“I Want Your Pussy” by Stankyman

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-20-i-want-your-pussy-by-stankyman

 

J

“Jalalalalabad” by Red Peters (special thanks to Bruce Arnold and Orpheus)

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-95-jalalalalalabad-by-red-peters

 

“Jerkin’” by Hamell On Trial

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-89-jerkin-by-hamell-on-trial

 

“Jerkin’ Off Tonight” by Little Mikey Roohan

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-63-jerkin-off-tonight-by-little-mikey-roohan

 

“Jerk-Wad Dip Shit” by The Frantics

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-124-jerk-wad-dip-shit-by-the-frantics

 

K

“Kiss My Ass” by Denis Leary & The Enablers

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-128-kiss-my-ass-by-denis-leary-the-enablers

 

L

“The Laughing Dumbass” by Mr. Dickie Weed

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-90-the-laughing-dumbass-by-mr-dickie-weed

 

“The Legend Of Sean O’Malley” by Dickie Weed

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-68-the-legend-of-sean-omalley-by-mr-dickie-weed

 

“Let’s Do It Doggy Style (So We Can Both Watch TV)” by Red Peters and Meat Raffle

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-79-lets-do-it-doggy-style-so-we-can-both-watch-tv-by-red-peters-and-meat-raffle

 

“Let My Penis Grow” by Whitie McWhitevich

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-163-let-my-penis-grow-by-whitie-mcwhiteivich

 

“Little Peter” by Red Peters and The Dusty Underbed Orchestra

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-185-little-peter-by-red-peters-and-the-dusty-underbed-orchestra

 

“Looking For Pussy” by Dr. Hook

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-122-looking-for-pussy-by-dr-hook

 

M

“Merry Fuckin’ Christmas” by Denis Leary

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-153-merry-fucking-christmas-by-denis-leary

 

“Merry Fuckin’ Christmas” by Larry Pierce

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-44-merry-fuckin-christmas-by-larry-pierce

 

“Merry Fuckin’ Christmas” by Those Dreaded Gnats

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-47-merry-fuckin-christmas-by-those-dreaded-gnats

 

“Motherfucker Got Fucked Up” by Folk Uke 

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-182-motherfucker-got-fucked-up-by-folk-uke

 

“The Muff Hair Song” by The Clamsmen

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-83-the-muff-hair-song-by-the-clamsmen

 

“My Girl” by Cock Lorge

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-176-my-girl-by-cock-lorge

 

“My Goo Flew All Over You” by Rich ‘n Famous

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-168-my-goo-flew-all-over-you-by-rich-n-famous

 

“My Penis Is Too Large” by Terrible Tim

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-57-my-penis-is-to-large-by-terrible-tim

 

“My Shit’s Fucked Up” by Warren Zevon

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-134-my-shits-fucked-up-by-warren-zevon

 

N

“Naughty Or Nice” by Francine, The Queen Of Obscene

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-45-naughty-or-nice-by-francine-the-queen-of-obscene

 

“New Cape Cod” by Red Peters & The Alan Pinchloaf Singers

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-97-new-cape-cod-by-red-peters-with-the-alan-pinchloaf-singers

 

“Nothing Like A Good Shit After Christmas Dinner” by Alabama Big Earl

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-160-nothing-like-a-good-shit-after-christmas-dinner-by-alabama-big-earl

 

O

“Oggie The Doggie Bag Slicer” by Red Peters

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-106-oggie-the-doggie-bag-slicer-by-red-peters

 

“One Of Them Guys” by Mr. Dickie Weed

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-40-one-of-them-guys-by-mr-dickie-weed

 

“Only A Stranger’s Cock” by Jessica Delfino

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-59

 

“Over And Over” by Probing Digit

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-177-over-and-over-by-probing-digit

 

P

“Petey The Wonder Dog” by Mr. Dickie Weed

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-104-petey-the-wonder-dog-by-mr-dickie-weed

 

“Pizzaman” by Cisco Kid

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-70-pizzaman-by-cisco-kid

 

R

“3rd Race At The Honeymoon Is Over Downs” by Nixon Abria

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-75-3rd-race-at-the-honeymoon-is-over-downs-by-nixon-abria

 

“The Recycler” by Probing Digit

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/the-new-song-snatch-28-t-he-recycler-by-probing-digit

 

“Road Rage” by Poop House Reilly

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-125-road-rage-by-poop-house-reilly

 

“Rocket In My Pants” by Red Peters and The Joy Kingoff Singers

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-60-rocket-in-my-pants-by-red-peters-and-the-joy-kingoff-singers

 

“Rock Out With Your Cock Out” by 4.5” Raw

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-64-rock-out-with-your-cock-out-by-45-raw

 

“The Rodeo Song” by Garry Lee and Showdown

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-120-the-rodeo-song-by-gary-lee-and-showdown

 

S

"Save Me A Piece Of Nookie Pie This Thanksgiving" by Rich 'n Famous

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-39-save-me-a-piece-of-nookie-pie-this-thanksgiving-by-rich-n-famous

 

“The Sex Song” by Tastiskank

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-7-the-sex-song-by-tastiskank

 

“She Farts Whenever She Comes” by Bob Garrett’s Banned

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-14-she-farts-whenever-she-comes-by-bob-garrett-s-banned

 

“She Only Likes Girls” by Larry Pierce and –itis

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-58-she-only-likes-girls-by-larry-pierce-and-itis

 

“Shit Makes The Flowers Grow” by Folk Uke

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-72-shit-makes-the-flowers-grow-by-folk-uke

 

“Shit My Pants” by Kat McSnatch

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-71

 

“Short Dick Man” by 20 Fingers (featuring Gillette)

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-183-short-dick-man-by-20-fingers

 

"Silent Butt Deadly Night" by Jingle Smells

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-41-silent-butt-deadly-night-by-jingle-smells

 

“Smell Yo’ Dick” by Riskay, The Drama Queen

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-133-smell-yo-dick-by-risky

 

“Sno’ Balls” by Rudy Casoni

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-43-sno-balls-by-rudy-casoni

 

T

“Tap’n That Ass” by Stefan Lage’

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-51-tap-n-that-ass-by-stefan-lage

 

“The Ten Second National Anthem” by Red Peters

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-96-the-ten-second-national-anthem-by-red-peters

 

"There's A Critter Up My Shitter" by Alabama Big Earl

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-9-there-s-a-critter-up-my-shitter-by-alabama-big-earl

 

“There’s A Picture…” by Eric Schwartz

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-98-theres-a-picture-by-eric-schwartz

 

“This Bitch Is Alright” by Marc from sick animation

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-65-this-bitch-is-alright-by-marc-from-sick-animation

 

“Tits And Whiskey” by Mary Prankster

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-126-tits-and-whiskey-by-mary-prankster

 

“The Two Gay Irishmen” by Red Peters

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-69-the-two-gay-irishmen-by-red-peters-and-the-smokin-cockneys

 

“Two In The Pink” by The Dirty Dogz

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-21-two-in-the-pink-by-the-dirty-dogz

 

V

“Vagina” by Pig Vomit

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-5-vagina-by-pig-vomit-now-the-vibratones

 

“Vagina Bound” by The Frantics

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-166-vagina-bound-by-the-frantics

 

W

“We Can Fuck” by The Preoccupied Pipers

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-31-we-can-fuck-by-the-preoccupied-pipers

 

“We Fucked In The Rain” by Larry Pierce

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-85-we-fucked-in-the-rain-by-larry-pierce

 

“What About Blowjobs?” by Reggie Watts

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-101-what-about-blowjobs-by-reggie-watts

 

“What Do I Gotta Do To Get Some Head?” by Nixon Abria

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-55-what-do-i-gotta-do-to-get-some-head-by-nixon-abria

 

“What’s It Gonna Be?” by Mike O’Connell

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-93-whats-it-gonna-be-by-mike-oconnell

 

"(WWJE) What Would Jesus Eat?" by Charlie Cockpit

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/the-song-snatch-191-wwje-what-would-jesus-eat-by-charlie-cockpit

 

“When I Jerk Off, I Think Of You” by Red Peters

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-6-when-i-jerk-off-i-think-of-you-by-red-peters

 

“When You’re Screwin’ Other Women (Think Of Me)” by Doyle & Debbie

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-107-when-youre-screwin-other-women-think-of-me-by-doyle-debbie

 

“Why Me God? (Everybody’s Fucking But Me)” by Durwood Douche’

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-15-why-me-god-everyone-s-fucking-but-me-by-durwood-douche

 

“Will You Swallow My Come?” by Larry Pierce

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-27-will-you-swallow-my-come-by-larry-pierce-and-itis

 

“Who Ya Fuckin’?” by The Wild Billz

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-52-who-ya-fuckin-by-the-wild-billz

 

“The Work Song” by Dan Reeder

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-132-work-song-by-dan-reeder

 

“Why Don’t You Go Fuck Yourself (This Christmas)” by Niki Luparelli

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-150-why-dont-you-go-fuck-yourself-this-christmas-by-niki-luperelli

 

Y

“You Ain’t Gettin’ Shit For Christmas!” by Red Peters

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-48-you-ain-t-gettin-shit-for-christmas-by-red-peters

 

“You Promised The Moon (But I Preferred Uranus)” by Red Peters

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-172-you-promised-the-moon-but-i-preferred-uranus-by-red-peters

 

“You Suck” by Consolidated and The Yeastie Girlz  http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-116-you-suck-by-consolidated-the-yeastie-girlz

 

“Your Sister” by TQ and Too $hort

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-117-your-sister-by-tq-and-too-hort

 

 

ARTIST SPOTLIGHTS

 

Artist Spotlight #1- Ed Hamell, Hamell On Trial ("Coulter's Snatch")

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/artist-spotlight-1-ed-hamell-hamell-on-trial

 

Artist Spotlight #2- Cathy Guthrie & Amy Nelson FOLK UKE ("Motherfucker Got Fucked Up")

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/artist-spotlight-2-folk-uke

 

Artist Spotlight #3- Soda Pop, The Trailer Park Gangsta ("Trailer Park Gangsta")

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/artist-spotlight-3-soda-pop-the-trailer-park-gangsta

 

Artist Spotlight #4- Mr. Dickie Weed ("Aw Fuck You!")

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/artist-spotlight-4-mr-dickie-weed

 

Artist Spotlight #5- Melissa Mohr (author of "Holy Shit! A Brief History Of Swearing")

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/artist-spotlight-5-melissa-mohr

 

Artist Spotlight #6- Mike O’Connell ("What's It Gonna Be?")

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/artist-spotlight-6-mike-o-connell

 

Artist Spotlight #7- Carla Ulbrich ["If I Had The Copyright (To The Word Fuck")]

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/artist-spotlight-7-carla-ulbrich

 

Artist Spotlight #8- Titler ("You Liver Lipped Son Of A Bitch")

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-artist-spotlight-8-titler

 

TELL YOUR FRIENDS!

www.redpeterssongsnatch.com

 

 

 

 

 

Category:comedy, music -- posted at: 3:53pm EST
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SONG SNATCH #220- REPLAY

Hello Music Lovers- 

A new year is here and it's time to reflect and say get the f..., I mean good-bye to the old.

And sometimes at the end of the year (or night), whether it’s at the bar or club or even at a party at your house, no matter how many hints you drop or how nicely you ask, some people just won’t leave. 

So what do you do? 

How about telling them to get the fuck out! 

Lesson learned in Song Snatch #220, in a song that I, Red Peters recorded with Dumpster Punch that does the trick every time, and a great way to clear out the old and make room for the new called “The Closing Song (Get The Fuck Out!). 

(running time- 4 minutes and 41 seconds) 

(You can hear more of Red’s songs at www.redpeters.com and even download and sing-along to a karaoke version at www.redpeterskaraoke.com.)

Direct download: RPSS2-34-ClosingSong-RedPeters441.mp3
Category:comedy, music -- posted at: 11:00am EST
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SONG SNATCH #219- REPLAY

Hello Music Lovers- 

As we look around it’s easy to see the world’s a friggin’ mess. 

Faltering economies, social unrest, bipartisan bickering, gridlock, extreme weather, middle east tensions- so much hate and anger. 

But you know something? 

There’s not a heck of a lot you and I can do about it, except be kind to our neighbor and hope for the best in 2016. 

So as you ponder the New Year, join my friend Mr. Dickie Weed, the great songwriter from Nashville Tennessee, and celebrate by singing along in Song Snatch #219, as he sings, “Have Another Drink On Me”!

(episode running time- 5 minutes and 4 seconds) 

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

(You can hear more of Dickie’s songs on itunes and at www.myspace.com/dickieweed and download them at itunes and cdbaby.com)

Direct download: RPSS2-49-Have_Another_Drink_On_Me-Dickie_Weed504.mp3
Category:comedy, music -- posted at: 9:00am EST
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SONG SNATCH #218- REPLAY

Hello Music Lovers-

When the whole family gets together for the holidays there’s one thing that’s for certain.

There’s plenty of food and we eat and eat. 

Snacks, appetizers, the main course with all the fixins and all kinds of desserts- pie, cake, pudding, ice cream, cookies… 

And then after that? 

There’s one other thing for certain too.

Take in a holiday favorite from Alabama Big Earl in Song Snatch #218, and hear him sing, “Nothing Like A Good Shit After Christmas Dinner"! 

(episode running time- 3 minutes and 51 seconds)

(You can hear more Alabama Big Earl songs at www.alabamabigearl.com, and download them wherever fine music is sold.)

Same artist who sings, "There's a Critter Up My Shitter" http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-9-there-s-a-critter-up-my-shitter-by-alabama-big-earl

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SONG SNATCH #217- REPLAY

Hello Music Lovers-

We all know Christmas is the birthday of Jesus and the generous spirit is everywhere. 

And with this celebration we insist on buying each other a lotta stuff, but hey it makes us all feel real good, right? 

Feel the holiday spirit in Song Snatch #217,and sing-along with Lake Hills, Washington rapper, Rappy McRapperson, on his song, “Gimme Stuff”! 

(episode running time- 3 minutes and 49 seconds) 

(You can hear more Rappy Mcrapperson songs and watch his videos at www.youtube.com/rappymcrapperson, and download his songs everywhere fine music is sold.)

Direct download: RPSS2-159-Gimme_Stuff-Rappy_Mcrapperson_349.mp3
Category:comedy, music -- posted at: 9:00am EST
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SONG SNATCH #216- REPLAY

Hello Music Lovers- 

When I was a kid, I was always suspicious of Santa Claus and often wondered, “… if there’s no snow, how and why does he use a sleigh?” 

Well it turns out I wasn’t alone. 

There was a wiseass kid from New Jersey thinking the same thing! 

Sit back and enjoy Song Snatch #216, when Joe Pesci as Vincent LaGuardia Gambini performs his festive song, “If It Doesn’t Snow This Christmas”! 

(episode running time- 4 minutes and 16 seconds) 

(You can hear more Vincent LaGuardia Gambini songs at https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/vincent-laguardia-gambini/id192950287, and at http://www.amazon.com/Vincent-LaGuardia-Gambini-Sings-Just/dp/B00000DCHN)

Direct download: RPSS2-158-IfItDoesntSnowThisChristmas-Joe_Pesci_416.mp3
Category:comedy, music -- posted at: 9:00am EST
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SONG SNATCH #215-  REPLAY

Hello Music Lovers- 

No matter what the season, or how hard you try, or how many distractions there are around this time of the year, some people just can’t stop thinking about turning every holiday image into their own sick thoughts about having sex! 

Just look to Santa Barbara, CA pop punkers, Nerf Herder in Song Snatch #215, and they’ll demonstrate this entertaining trait in their song, “I’ve Got A Boner For Christmas”! 

(episode running time- 3 minutes and 4 seconds) 

(You can hear more Nerf Herder songs at www.nerfherder.com, and download them wherever fine music is sold.)

Direct download: RPSS2-155-BonerForChristmas-Nerf_Herder_304.mp3
Category:comedy, music -- posted at: 9:00am EST
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SONG SNATCH #214- REPLAY

Hello Music Lovers- 

There’s no escape.

It’s Christmas.

You either love it or hate it. 

Check out English comedian, actor, and comedic composer, Eric Idle, in Song Snatch #214 and you’ll hear a rousing, live recording of him telling you exactly how he thinks and feels about the holiday with his song, “Fuck Christmas”! 

(episode running time- 3 minutes and 4 seconds) 

(You can hear more Eric Idle songs and check out his blog at www.ericidle.com, and download his music wherever fine music is sold.)

 

Direct download: RPSS2-157-Fuck_Christmas-Eric_Idle_245.mp3
Category:comedy, music -- posted at: 9:00am EST
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